Absolute Boyfriend
Timing and Subtitles by The I ❤ Robot Team @ Viki Ripped & Resync By HiDeYuKi KaKaShi
I caught you red handed.
I told you not to come into my roo—
Good morning, Girlfriend.
Screw your "good morning." Why do you look like that?
After analyzing all of the data I've gathered about you,
This seems to be
your ideal preference.
Oh my gosh.
Since when?
This is just a concept for a drama character!
I was trying to envision the concept...
What are you doing?
What?
Shhh. Don't make excuses.
Don't be embarrassed about your preferences.
I respect your preferences, Girlfriend.
You're wrong.
Get out.
Get out immediately!
Okay, I understand.
What the heck?
He was completely nude.
Yes, Director Cho.
What?
What do you mean? The shoot got canceled?
After Ruby got injections at the clinic,
her facial muscles aren't working, supposedly.
What's the point of telling me that now, after I've finished my makeup?
How could we have known that it would be canceled?
We just got a call from the director.
Hey, it turned out for the better, honestly.
You've been so busy that you couldn't even sleep properly.
- Just get some rest today. - Ugh, seriously.
That psycho b*tch. Gosh.
Yeah, Unni. They said they'll contact us again after confirming the new schedule.
Get some rest today.
Girlfriend!
You scared me!
Are you not going to work today?
No.
So today we could be together all day?
What should we do? Shall we go on a date?
Oh, stop it! I'd rather not.
But what should I do today, for real?
I'm not sleepy.
- Yeah? - What? You weren't sleeping?
No, I couldn't fall asleep.
What's up? If you're not doing anything, then come over and we can watch a movie or something.
I have plans so I'm already out.
By any chance, are you bored?
Bored? Who, me?
I'm going to party hard now.
So I called to tell you not to bother me.
Check the news every now and then so you can see what I'm up to, okay?
Hey! Are you crazy?!
Hey! You punk!
What should I do?
No matter how busy you are, water me once every three days!
And take care of yourself too.
This dust...
You see, this workspace gets really dusty even after just one day.
So even if I wanted to clean it frequently, I can't!
I didn't say anything though.
Oh! There's dust.
So what should we do now?
What do you think?
It's time to clean.
Sure, sounds good. As long as it's together with you.
Here.
Ah, thank you.
Oh, you want to reach there? One second.
This?
What are you doing?!
Sweep it quickly.
Yes.
I'm done. I'm done. Put it down. Put it down.
Ugh, this dust.
All the dust gathered for ten years is going to come out.
What is that?
It was in the warehouse so I fixed it.
It'll be more comfortable for you to use this!
Oh, this?
Oh, this is the emergency fund I lost after putting it away!
I guess it was here the whole time.
Yay. I'm happy I found it!
If you had kept on cleaning with the broom, you never would've been able to find your money.
What do you think? The vacuum is nice, right?
Here, try it out, Girlfriend.
No, I'll just keep using this. It's more comfortable for me.
Why? This would be way more convenient though.
I always break any electronics I touch.
Don't worry. There's no way that kind of stuff will happen now.
What the heck, see?
I told you I didn't want to use it.
What?
♫ You are looking at me ♫
♫ You went round and round far before coming to me ♫
♫ The days where you'd like to wake up from if they were a dream ♫
♫ Let's not break up again ♫
♫ As if it was fated, ♫
♫ Please take me to where you are ♫
Her pupils have dilated 58%.
Body temperature increased by 0.9 degrees.
Heart rate increased 1.6 times faster.
Girlfriend, am I making your heart flutter?
Aigoo. What did you say?
I was just surprised that you showed up in front of my face so suddenly.
The laundry... It's probably done now!
Are you okay?
Yes. I'm fine, Girlfriend.
It's nice to have the washing machine working again.
It's cleaner and faster than washing by hand.
Eom Da Da!
Eom Da, open the door.
Eom Da Da!
Hey, Eom Da Da!
- Who is it? Why did Unni come here? - I'm here!
Wait a moment. Where do you think you're going?
I have to greet my girlfriend's friend.
Of course not! You're going to leave in a few days.
And if you get caught buy Gyoo Ri Unni, the news will spread all the way to Antarctica.
I already have a headache because of this.
So don't come out of here, okay?
We can't get caught! Absolutely not!
What took you so long? It's so hot outside.
Sorry, Unni. I was doing something on the second floor.
But, Unni. What brings you here?
What do you think? You asked me to bring over a few pieces of men's clothing from the wardrobe storage yesterday.
The most normal looking clothes there.
Oh, thanks! You could've just given it to me at the set, though.
I figured I'd see come see your face too.
But, what are you going to do with male clothes?
Huh? Uhh...about that...
For the dummy! I wanted to do a wardrobe test on a new dummy I made.
Anyway, thanks so much Unni. You should go now.
Go where? Since I'm already here, I'll help you with the heart dummy we'll use tomorrow.
I can do it on my own!
It's basically done already!
- Already? - Of course!
So don't worry and go.
Okay, Unni! I won't walk you out.
Okay... I'm leaving.
Ah, really.
What the heck? I purposely came because she seemed to be in bad condition lately. I came for no reason.
It's here! After a week, it's finally here.
Hallelujah.
Da Da! Da Da! Da Da!
I'm going to use the bathroom for a second!
Oh, my stomach.
Unni!
- You didn't leave yet? - It's an e-emergency.
- I'm just going to use the— - Wait! You can't!
Why not? Move! I'm about to explode!
Because...my toilet's clogged! Completely clogged.
What the heck did you do to your toilet? You brawny girl.
Ahh... I guess there's nothing I can do.
I'll just go to the subway station like this...
See you, Unni.
What's that sound?
What sound? I didn't hear anything.
Are you deaf? A really loud sound just came from the bathroom.
No?
Is someone in there?
No there isn't!
It's probably a robber! We should call 112 (Korean Emergency Services - like police).
No, no. What kind of robber comes out in the daytime? That's not it.
- Da Da. Let's catch this punk! - No!!
What is this?
You see, Unni what happened is—
It completely broke.
It's all broken. It's all— completely broken?!
Hey, Eom Da. Fix things every once in a while, okay?
Your whole house will fall apart at this rate.
I will... Don't you have to hurry out, Unni? You said it was really urgent.
No, "he" left.
I'll get going too. Unclog your toilet, at least.
Bye Unni! See you on set!
Where on earth did he go?
Girlfriend.
Is she gone?
What?! How did you get up there?
I wasn't caught. I did well, right?
Yes. You did well, good job.
Come down already!
♫ How are you doing it? ♫
I'm hungry.
While we were cleaning, I threw away the expired foods.
For your health! I did well, right?
Yes, great job.
Right?
Girlfriend, you look upset.
Me? No, I feel great right now. I'm can even go grocery shopping thanks to you.
Really? So we're going grocery shopping then.
What are you going to buy? What are we going to cook?
I don't know.
Sir, can I have a cut of pork?
I'm going to make braised kimchi. Please give me a good one!
Yes, I understand. Please wait a moment.
Yes.
Thanks to you, I'll be able to eat some meat finally.
How exciting.
♫ You're so strange, ♫
He's just wearing jeans and a white tee.
He looks like a different person.
Indeed, the face completes the outfit.
♫ Is it something like telepathy? ♫
Thanks for the clothes, girlfriend.
Now that data or whatever, analyze it well!
My preference is normal like this, okay?
Okay, I'll input it well.
♫ You keep making my heart pound ♫
Whoa, they have cow intestines here.
So this is what cow intestines look like.
It looks totally different from human intestines.
Other people made a huge fuss about how gross it is.
It doesn't seem to bother you, though.
What's gross about it?
I cut legs and arms every day for a living.
A++, A+, A
What are you doing?
Girlfriend, what's this?
That's the rating sticker.
Rating sticker?
It means... it's acknowledged.
'Korean beef is this yummy and expensive' kind of like that?
So, if you attach it like this, it means you acknowledge it.
It means it's worth this much—that it's amazing.
This is really good then!
Girlfriend, then can you stick one on me?
One of these? Why?
I want to be acknowledged by you too.
Funny. You think being acknowledged is that easy?
Oh. So it's not easy to be acknowledged, I guess...
Of course.
Your meat is ready!
Thank you. How much is it?
₩10,000 ($10.00).
Thank you.
It looks delicious.
Yum. This broth is so flavorful.
This is what I live for.
Why aren't you eating?
No way. Are you unable to eat food?
If you eat, will your face melt or explode or something?
Girlfriend, you've watched too many movies.
- If not, then okay. - It's not that I can't eat, but rather I just don't eat.
I set this all up for nothing. I should've just set up a simple meal for myself.
No, it's okay. I just like watching you eat.
I'm happy.
Surprise! Your favorite, pasta!
I made it myself!
And I put in a bunch of bacon since you like it. Let's eat!
I can't eat carbs.
I have a photoshoot tomorrow.
Oh, really? Sorry, I didn't know.
It's okay. You can eat it since you made it.
But still, I made it so we could eat it together.
I stayed up all night yesterday, I'm dead tired.
I'm going to go sleep for an hour. Wake me up in a bit.
Hello! As you can see, for today's meal,
I've prepared a simple meal of chicken, hamburgers, pizza, and drinks.
I have so many foods in front of me, it's hard to choose where to start.
But I think I like chicken the most.
Wow! Thank you Mr. Ma Boy for your gift of 5,000 stars!
What is it exactly that you like about those robots?
When I see these things, they remind me of myself for some reason.
They're cool, but I feel bad for them.
If I were to be born again,
I'd never be an actor.
Why not? I like that you're an actor.
What is there to like?
Because of me, you have to hide indoors all day long too. What's so nice about that?
That's true, but...
Honestly, you look so cool when you're in front of the camera.
And I like that you're an actor
and I'm a special effects makeup artist.
Why?
Because I really make you into your character.
Get it together, Ma Wang Joon. It just happened, barely.
What's that?
The clothes have been rinsed well. Sterilization and disinfection are okay. There is no dripping water.
The drying process is 75% complete.
It needs to be dried a bit more.
The clothes have been rinsed well. Sterilization and disinfection...
That perverted b*stard!!
Hey you!
- Who are you? - An intruder has appeared.
Don't you hear me?
I said, who are you?
Who the hell are you to come into someone's property and hang their laundry?
May I ask who you are, then?
Me?
I own this house! Why?
That is a lie. The owner of this house is someone else.
So the investigation is over already, huh?
Of course. Since I've already collected the basic info.
Collected data? Wow. That must be a professional term for your kind of people, right?
Wow, the criminals are shameless nowadays.
I caught you red handed. Stop right there.
Hey, hey, hey! Ow, ow, ow, ow!!
Seems like you work out a little, huh?
You just caught me off guard.
I won't go easy on you now.
Ow!!
Hey, let go! Let go, let go. What are you doing?
Hey, you're not going to let go?
Home invasion, lying, and violence. This person has been classified as a suspect.
I will subdue the suspect.
What? Suspect?
Who's calling who a suspect here?!
Hey, look look. Look at me.
I'm Ma Wang Joon! Who do you think you are?
What's all the commotion about?
Da Da! I caught a thief!
Hurry and report him! Report him, report him!
Girlfriend. Do you know this guy?
What? G-Girlfriend?
Let go of me!
I thought you were just a panty thief but it turns out you're a completely crazy stalker!
Are you crazy? Who are you calling your girlfriend?
What are you doing just standing around instead of reporting him?
If you just ignore these stalker punks—
I guess it's a hobby of yours to call people stalkers.
- What? - He's not a stalker.
And he's not a panty thief either.
Then what?
What is he?
Tell me, Eom Da Da!
I said, who is he?
My boyfriend.
♫ You are looking at me ♫
♫ You went round and round far before coming to me ♫
Timing and Subtitles by The I ❤ Robot Team @ Viki Ripped & Resync By HiDeYuKi KaKaShi
♫ The days where ♫
♫ You'd like to wake up from if they were a dream ♫
- Tell me Eom Da Da! I said, who is he?
What's it to you?
We're not dating anymore anyway, right? ♫ ♫
Don't you know what the important thing is?
You really have no idea why I came here?
Thank you so much.
If it's for you, I'll do anything. ♫ As if it was fated, ♫
Thank you, girlfriend. ♫ Please take me to where you are ♫
I hate hearing you call me 'girlfriend.'
If you give your heart to someone, you should see it through to the end, no matter what. ♫ You are my destiny ♫
That's what love is.
I'm leaving, girlfriend.
♫ Please do not let go of my hands ♫
♫ I hope our connection does not fade ♫
♫ Like the wind passing by ♫
♫ The one person you wish to stay by your side ♫
♫ You are my final love that I approve of ♫
♫ My heart wishes to be yours ♫
♫ As if it was fated, ♫
♫ Please take me to where you are ♫
♫ You are my destiny ♫
♫ Even if this moment stops, my heart will not ♫